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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion."
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"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."
"Why did the dog bark? because its a dog"
"was that your rat running around here? - it is not a rat, it is a dwarf doxie - my cat ate it, meaning that's rat"
"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""
"First you can't smoke and now you get banned for grinding up on other patrons. It's like, why even bother getting drunk at the zoo anymore?"
"How do you make seven even? Take the s off."
"Donald Trump announced that he would be turning down the regular Presidential Salary in lieu of a yearly salary of $232 He said ""If 232 is good enough for Hillary, it's good enough for me"""
"A car made of French bread just raced past me. It was a Baguetti Veyron."
"A Man With No Legs Walks Into A Bar..."