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Joke of the Day
"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""
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"did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."
"5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you."
"I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'"
"Wherever you go, hold your head high like you actually did something with your life at some point. It fools most people."
"Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!"
"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."
"ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?"
"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."