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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a blonde joke Donald Trump"
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"California is the best state. The nerds make the apps and the agents make the moving pictures. We keep the idiots happy. Give us your water."
"To err is human; to moo bovine."
"What kind of newspaper do cows read? The Moo York Times"
"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"
"Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips."
"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."
"In the beginning there was nothing......then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said ""Get a job"". That is the story of the universe."
"I told my Chinese friend that I like homemade gifts.... So for Christmas he gave me an iPhone, iPad and an iMac."
"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."