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Joke of the Day
"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."
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"FBI offers to help France investigate the terrorist attacks. So far, they think North Korea is behind it."
"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."
"My son was kicked out of school when a girl came in and wanked him off... I said, ""Son, that's 3 schools already... Maybe teaching isn't for you."""
"Two guys walk into a bar.... ...the third ducked."
"Some people have hauntingly good looks. Not you though, you're just really scary looking."
"Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Facebook instead."
"Why I Could Never Be Gay As A Man. NSFW I could never fuck something i respect."
"The first time I ever player lacrosse it was fairly stressful every time after that was fairly re-laxing"
"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"