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Joke of the Day

"Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts."

"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """

"A collection of OC jokes!"

"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"

"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"

"I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?"

"Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan? You fly a plane into the WTC"

"Donkey and a rooster So let's say I have a rooster and you have a donkey. If your donkey eats the feet off of my rooster what will you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10 but it sucks because she's imaginary."