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Joke of the Day
"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"
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"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams, today I asked her to marry me She said no both times"
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"If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler."
"There are two fish in a tank... ...and one says to the other, ""how do we drive this thing?"""
"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."
"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""
"What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle? Wok it off! Wok it off!"
"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."
"Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979?"