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Joke of the Day

"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"

"What do you call an STD for homeless people? Hermit Crabs"

"I've had a slight accident with your sleigh Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!"

"What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !"

"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan"

"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."

"I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. You know, to make it more classy."

"If I ever shot the sheriff, I'd probably go ahead and shoot the deputy too. Along with any other witnesses, because at that point why not."

"I went for a ride on my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius. That would've gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."