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Joke of the Day

"California is the best state. The nerds make the apps and the agents make the moving pictures. We keep the idiots happy. Give us your water."

"SEO Expert walks into a bar... An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."

"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."

"Every time you reach under the couch for something a giant spider must choose whether or not to give up its secure location."

"How do japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua"

"Before you criticise someone... Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Is it too much to ask that my gay friends flamboyantly leap from closets when I visit their houses?"

"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."

"FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up"

"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behaviour"