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Joke of the Day

"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"

"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"

"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? right where you left it."

"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"

"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"

"Stevie Wonder is the worst Father Hasnt seen his kids in years"

"Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps could finish a race."

"I got this really good lifeprotip while in the shower, but I forgot it when I dropped the soap. Ah, now I remember what it was. Never pick up the soap when showering in a prison."

"Who makes the music for the Marvel movies? The Avengers Ensemble."