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Joke of the Day
"The funny thing about the shit I just took is? I don't remember eating that much blood"
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"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."
"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."
"I once donated a pint of blood and the doctors were quite greatful. They said it contained enough alcohol to sterilize their equipment."
"I'm so patriotic; I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his commie mouth!"
"Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9? Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9"
"Someone tweets ""pizza,"" I want pizza. Someone tweets ""donut,"" I want a donut. Someone tweets ""kale,"" I want pizza and a donut."
"Why are pirates so mean? I don't know they jusr Arrrrrrrr!"
"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"