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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like how I like my coffee Ground up and put in my basement."
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"Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. Then the grenade blew up."
"Another Twilight movie? God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."
"They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings. No wonder Feminist can't start things"
"""I think I have split personalities"", ......Said Steve, being frank."
"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."
"""Moo."" - hipster sheep"
"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."
"What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif"
"Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads."