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Joke of the Day

"They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings. No wonder Feminist can't start things"

"Today is Short Girl Appreciation Day... (NSFW) and I don't get it. I appreciate short girls every day; sometimes twice!"

"Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own."

"Every man's dream is to wake up with two women in bed. One saying ""good morning honey"" and the other ""good morning daddy""."

"I could live in this house for a million years and still second guess which switch is for the garbage disposal every time."

"Rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year."

"In the past, U.S.A. has had for president..... Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper."

"I might be OCD, but I'm not falling for that check engine bullshit. It's there."

"What online payment service does the Pope use? Papal."

"Just accidentally messaged my husband ""love you sexy beats"" instead of ""sexy beast"" and now he thinks he's some sort of DJ."