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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif"
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"Why repent? I pented just last week."
"I just read the ""100 things to do before you die"" list.... I'm kinda surprised that ""call 911"" didn't make the cut."
"Co-Worker: Can I get a quick word? Me: Velocity. Co-Worker: ..."
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"What do you call a social studies class that got burnt down? History"
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"
"Whenever people say they're willing to do ""whatever it takes"" to ""make it in Hollywood"" they never mean ""patiently work on their craft""."