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Joke of the Day

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"Do you know whats really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"

"Because of the efforts of my great grandfather, we don't speak German in this country. That's because he single-handedly killed 11 language teachers."

"What do you call a joke without a punchline??"

"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."

"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."

"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."

"What is the epitome of sex with the elderly? Knitted condoms!"

"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"