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Joke of the Day
"""Moo."" - hipster sheep"
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"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer turns to the other and say, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there!"""
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? BOO-kakke"
"TSA Terrorist Profile: male/female, aged 1 to 112, wearing clothes and traveling in US airports."
"Watched my first porno today... I looked much younger back then."
"Jarndyce and Jarndyce walk into a bar... The barman says: ""Why the long case?"""
"Uber driver: ""I'm close, where are you?"" Me: ""oh I see you"" Uber Driver: ""Are you the guy in the middle of the road?"" Me: ""yeah floor it"""
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"When someone invites me to their house and I see more than 2 cars parked outside it I keep driving just in case it's an intervention for me"