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Joke of the Day
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"What does Gucci say when it's cold outside? It's fucking cold"
"60% of all secretaries can type... The other 40% are huntn' peckers."
"when you push a pull door and the person behind says ""you need to pull"" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom"
"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."
"Muslims are boycotting Delta... Now making Delta the safest airline"
"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."
"Popping my cherry please be mean. What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised? ""Well it's the right hole naw!"""
"What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens"
"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"