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Joke of the Day
"I'm really pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got eight fridges."
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"What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes? Crude Oil."
"Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich"
"Why was Noah such a compelling character? He had a good ark."
"The other day, an ex girlfriend of mine was hit by a bus near my house And I thought to myself ""that could've been me"" Then I remembered - I can't drive a bus"
"They found a hole in the wall at the local prison The police are looking into it"
"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."
"Give a woman an inch and she probably won't call you back."
"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"
"What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign? Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me"