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Joke of the Day

"At least we know the people who killed the 5 cops in Texas weren't terrorists Because Muslims can't kill pigs. I'm going to hell"

"One time we ran out of soap- -so we had to use hand sanitizer!!!"

"I have an earning disability."

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."

"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."

"What do asian cannibals eat? ""rawmen"""

"A psychic midget broke out of prison... He was a small medium at large."

"All my chainsaws broke last night... I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre. I'll walk my self out now..."

"I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours."

"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"