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Joke of the Day
"Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :("
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"im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying"
"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."
"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."
"I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos."
"How do you find the pilot at a party? He'll tell you."
"Have you ever read ""The Longest Joke in the World""? Now you have."
"Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?"
"The wife shares my sense of humour. She hasn't fcuking got one of her own."
"My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. What do you call 200 black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment."