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Joke of the Day

"My black girlfriend told me this on our first date. What do you call 200 black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment."

"what's a banana's favorite gymnastic event? The splits"

"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"

"Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive."

"Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death."

"I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I'm four or poor."

"I have found the secret to intradimensional travel"

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall* *Swears to visit wherever it lands* *Aims dart* Map: I have a boyfriend"

"What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated? A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless"

"What's worse than a talking parrot joke? The Holocaust."