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Joke of the Day

"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."

"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."

"What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur? A velocirapture"

"Someone asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" isn't the right answer."

"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."

"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."

"If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission."

"If I had a nickel for everytime someone said ""If I had a nickel for..."", I'd ask people to say that a lot."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Fucked-up Joke Frog. ""Fucked-up Joke Frog"" who? To get to the other side."