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Joke of the Day

"im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying"

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"I planned on watching the super bowl tomorrow, but... My inflatable couch doesn't have enough air in it."
"I'm worried about my girlfriend recently... I'm always worried if shes eating well, sleeping well, or if she exists at all."
"I always play Jenga on a first date That way girls know my pull out game is strong"
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"
"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"
"I was buying milk in a plastic bottle and the guy behind me was buying milk in a glass bottle and the power of his judgement turned me vegan"
"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"
"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."
"Okay, 45-year-old divorced women on Facebook who are ""LUV'N' LIFE!"" Calm down. We get it."