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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."
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"If someone writes ""you are"" I immediately assume that they don't understand the difference between you're/your and are playing it safe."
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"
"How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?? Just 1...blondes will screw anything."
"I'd rather hear my parents describe how they have sex than hear a group of drunk chicks when their favorite song comes on."
"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blur ! Blur who ? Blur it's cold and wet out here !"
"I heard somewhere that... You only remember things that you read, is that true?"
"I got rear-ended in traffic the other day Thank God i wasn't in my car."