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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever read ""The Longest Joke in the World""? Now you have."
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"A woman is calling her cell provider... Woman: I don't get my text messages Tech support: Have you tried reading them again?"
"Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight. I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend."
"What do you call a non-violent venereal disease? Ghandi-rhea"
"What do you call a 1 ton toilet? EL-ton John"
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
"Did you hear about the vintage attache with a perfectly working clasp? It was a classic open-and-shut case."
"Why are gay men so creative? They think outside the box."
"What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius? England gets off scott-free."