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Joke of the Day

"The wife shares my sense of humour. She hasn't fcuking got one of her own."

"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"

"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"

"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"

"No, my kid didn't do the drawings I have up around my desk. I did them. It's my desk."

"If two feminists get drunk and hook up, were they both raped?"

"I've got a runny nose. edit: thanks for the cold!"

"While we still don't know the motivations or the thought process behind the Boston Bombings I think it's safe to say that the perpetrators are racists."

"I work in a deli and put my cock in the bagel slicer. I got fired... ... and so did she."

"Is your ass okay? It has a crack in it."