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Joke of the Day
"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side its freezing out there !"
"I've just read a book on how dramatically footballers wives lose their looks once their husbands retire.It's a real WAGS to witches story."
"The people who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls."
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already screwed in! heh. *chirp* *chirp*"
"What's a sailor's favorite solvent? [Cycloheptane](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycloheptane) -- the Seven Cs."
"When my kids misbehave we watch 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' and then I make them stand in a giant Petri dish while I set up the machine."
"What's black? What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."