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Joke of the Day

"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."

"I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."

"What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced? They put him under joint custody."

"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""

"One thing I've learned about pizza jokes... It's all in the delivery."

"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."

"The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people. 2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!"

"I'm going to kiss every guy I see with a ""Kiss me, I'm Irish"" shirt in hopes that they'll never wear that shirt again."

"TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower."

"Cool prank: Dig up 200 earthworms. I will tell you about the rest of the prank later"