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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"

"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."

"Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team."

"[Wedding] ""...to join these two in holy matrimony. The Ring, please?"" [Maid of Honor pops tape in VCR.] [One week later: everyone dies.]"

"When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes"

"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have like a lot of money."

"I've got a sense of deja vu It seems like last year was only yesterday."