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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"

"I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings. I'll call it Salvador Deli."

"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."

"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"

"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"

"Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots."

"You'll never hear the phrase ""It's time to separate the men from the boys"" in a Catholic church."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I have no clue how they got in there."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"Me: What's the first step of fire safety? 4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously."