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Joke of the Day
"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"
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"How do you give a blonde two black eyes and a broken nose without touching her by waving your cock under a glass table"
"this is my cheat life i'll worry about carbs and a workout plan next reincarnation"
"""Don't put it on my plate if you don't want me to eat it!"" - me to my kid, who's crying because I ate the playdoh burger he put on my plate"
"I remember last year... It's like it was yesterday."
"What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg? An abortion with home sickness."
"A laptop made in the United States is a portable device. A laptop made in Mexico is a deportable device."
"""Do you like Tolstoy?"" ""Of course. Who doesn't?"" ""What's your favourite book?"" ""The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him""."
"I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE"
"If IKEA and LEGO combined forces our children could make our furniture."