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Joke of the Day
"My kid keeps getting his pants leg wrapped in the chain of his bike, it's a vicious cycle."
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"""Beer: Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"" Posters Helping White Guys Seem Funny Since 1998"
"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"
"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."
"""OH MY GOD IS THAT GLUTEN ON THE FLOOR!?!?!"" Great way to clear the checkout lines at Whole Foods."
"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."
"[Jail] INMATE: I killed a guy. SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I got caught trying to haunt an old warehouse by a bunch of teenagers and a talking dog."
"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."
"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."
"""It's not you, it's me."" -Twins looking at some family photos"