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Joke of the Day

"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"

"""Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said that I needed an upgrade."""

"Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?"

"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."

"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"

"Bad day? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Unmotivated? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Don't like rap? Listen to 90s rap Problem solved"

"How to fall down the stairs Step One: Step Six: Step Seven: Step Ten: Step Fifteen:"

"Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!"

"How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? FTFY."

"""Super Mario, come quick! Bowser kidnapped the princess!"" -That fucking coward! I'll kill him! Which way did he go? -He went to the left. -**Goddammit!!!**"