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Joke of the Day

"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."

"What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."

"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"

"I watched a documentary on how ships are held together It was riveting."

"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."

"Five years ago, I couldn't see the forest through the trees, but now I can. Thank goodness for loggers and strip malls!"

"my day was poop until i pictured shaq using two giraffes as ipod ear buds"

"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"

"Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to this is a getaway car."

"Since we're doing jokes in bad taste... What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."