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Joke of the Day

"I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said ""Work hard, Pray hard"".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians."

"Wanna hear a good abortion joke? Uhhh... Nevermind.."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !"

"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."

"What do you call an exploding dinosaur? Dino-mite"

"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"

"GOD: I designed this world with a purpose, why did u change everything PEOPLE: We [pug walks by] GOD: What...the HELL...is that"

"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"

"What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... ground up and in the freezer."