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Joke of the Day

"Chicken pot pie. My three favourite things."

"I'm going to adopt a tapeworm. Perfect pet, cheap to feed, doesn't pee, bark, chew stuff or sit on your head. Best bit, it makes you skinny."

"""The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture"" -TV"

"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."

"How do you make an Ethiopian grow? Just add water."

"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."

"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium."

"What do you call a black man in a suit The accused"

"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."

"How do you kill a whole Circus at once? Aim for the Juggler..."