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Joke of the Day
"Chicken pot pie. My three favourite things."
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"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."
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"I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair."
"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"
"*I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th"
"I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done."
"How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***? Get another one to yell BINGO"
"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."
"What is the Italian postal motto? We know where **you** live, your family too!"