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Joke of the Day
"Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked"
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"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track."
"What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime."
"50,000 battered women a year... And I still eat mine plain!"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."
"I shot Quiet in the head on MGS5 She's really fucking Quiet now."
"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"
"There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers."
"Cough cough sniffle"