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Joke of the Day

"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."

"Anybody want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's cheesy."

"What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time? Palmela Handerson"

"Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it."

"What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal? \*Tips waitress*"

"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."

"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."

"NEW BASKETBALL IDEA: oblong basketball that gets thrown down a long field-like court. Maybe we tackle the guy who catches it?"

"A pirate with two peg legs walks into a bar... The bartender looks up from his newspaper and says ""you're cut off."""

"What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler? A flat minor"