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Joke of the Day

"What did the beaver say when his house burned down? Damn"

"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"

"Airport moving sidewalks are great for when you only want to feel like George Jetson for 10 seconds before you're back to Fred Flintstone."

"Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: He got in treble."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago"

"You see, son, when two girls love each other very much and they have a cup..."

"Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle."

"Clueless shark. Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles? A : It had a bleed on its tail fin."