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Joke of the Day

"why did the little shoe cry? Because his mommy was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer with only a penny to his name!"

"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"

"Gas is $4 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just ""chill."""

"Did you hear about the competition between Volvo and the other Swedish car manufacturer? It's all just a Saab story, really."

"Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday"

"""But... I can fix us!"" the rocket scientist sobbed, as his wife picked up her suitcase. ""Jim,"" she whispered. ""This isn't rocket science."""

"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""

"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."

"Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure."

"I just ate lunch at a restaurant that calls french fries, 'Freedom Fries.' Thats just fucking stupid, pardon my freedom."