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Joke of the Day

"A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?"""

"I just don't understand pedophiles, kids are SO annoying."

"If you don't react when the Dr. hits your knee with the mallet, the Hippocratic Oath says he has to kill you with a shotgun right then."

"All of the other reindeer were secretly watching red-nose-on-regular-nose porn."

"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."

"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."

"How do you get into a pool full of women? Easy, it's called muff diving."

"Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter."

"I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump. This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World."

"Click Baited...and outsmarted...and generally out played.. i miss u paul. <3"