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Joke of the Day

"People in wheelchairs just don't get humor. They never know when you're pulling their leg."

"First Executive Order: All pornstars must now be blonde."

"There's a lot of Arab new mothers lately This must be the new baby boom!"

"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."

"Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged."

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"

"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."

"I bet a lot of people have tried that ""See you next year!"" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI."

"Donald Trump announced that he would be turning down the regular Presidential Salary in lieu of a yearly salary of $232 He said ""If 232 is good enough for Hillary, it's good enough for me"""

"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."