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Joke of the Day

"I bet a lot of people have tried that ""See you next year!"" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI."

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met!"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from his camp."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !"

"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."

"How do you get a Jewish prostitute high? You stone 'er."

"Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."

"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."

"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."