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Joke of the Day

"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."

"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?"

"She said yes! Unfortunately, the question was ""Are you sure you want to break up?"""

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."

"Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy."

"Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?"

"""The police are looking for a man with one eye named Murphy."" ""What's the other eye called?"""

"How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible."