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Joke of the Day

"What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin"

"I used to make a living crushing cans. It was soda pressing."

"hey baby did you fall from heaven because YOU'RE LUCIFER AND MUST BE DESTROYED"

"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."

"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"

"My girlfriend told me I treat her like a child so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga..? POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!"

"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."