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Joke of the Day
"Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged."
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"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."
"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."
"I'm bringing sexy back. Apparently there was a misunderstanding and I never should have been allowed to purchase it in the first place."
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."
"A lawyer goes to heaven..."
"It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit ""send."""
"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."
"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"
"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."