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Joke of the Day
"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."
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"Some guy had a concrete bench as his memorial. Seems odd but it's genius; he's dead and still getting ass."
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"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."
"I like a good dark joke, because a bad one isn't funny."
"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."
"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions."
"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"
"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"