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Joke of the Day
"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."
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"Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."
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"A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare."
"You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item."
"Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer."
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"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"