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Joke of the Day

"There's a lot of Arab new mothers lately This must be the new baby boom!"

"Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't tip her."

"""Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes."" This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns."

"Why can't a porn star sneak up on anyone? Because everyone sees them coming"

"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."

"What's 1+1? 2"

"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane."

"*Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] ""You can make one phone call"" *Dials random # ""Is your fridge running?"""

"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."