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Joke of the Day

"*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?"

"How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69."

"What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex"

"Bath Humor Want to hear a dirty joke? Ray rolled in the mud Want to hear a clean joke? Ray took a bath with bubbles Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door"

"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"

"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."

"i have a favorite bike in spin class it looks just like my bed and also its my bed"

"I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill"

"[NSFW] What do woman and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits."

"Why are you so gay? Because you are happy."