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Joke of the Day

"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."

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"I lost a pop quiz last night. The question was: where do women mostly have curly hair? The correct answer is ""Africa"". You have a very dirty mind!"
"""When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?"" Yes, son. Love is terrible. ""No Mom, I said LAVA."" Oh. You maybe can survive that one."
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"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"
"Rick Astley voted in the referendum. He's never gunna give EU up"