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Joke of the Day

"Bath Humor Want to hear a dirty joke? Ray rolled in the mud Want to hear a clean joke? Ray took a bath with bubbles Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door"

"""Oh yeah"" - me, remembering Iowa exists."

"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"

"Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children."

"Why did the Tinman not go to the ball? His heart wasn't in it."

"Why are there so many more men in the military? Because ladies go in first."

"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"

"How do birds learn to fly? They just wing it."

"The Inventor of the jug died today. Tributes have been pouring in."

"How many Republicans does it take to screwin a light bub? Zero. They're so fucking dumb that none of them can screw a light bulb to begin with."