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Joke of the Day

"Bath Humor Want to hear a dirty joke? Ray rolled in the mud Want to hear a clean joke? Ray took a bath with bubbles Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door"

"A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. She's paying for it with her endowment fund."

"Why do most movie sequels stink? Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2."

"My buddy told me this hilarious joke earlier about Albert Einstein getting a handjob... What a stroke of genius!"

"Blocked a someone with ""Social Media Specialist | Online Reputation Manager"" in their bio just to mess with their head. And it's douchy."

"All food I purchase should read: ""Serving Size: Probably This Entire Box In Less Than An Hour, You Fat Fuck."""

"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."

"Irony= someone tweeting about how broke they are and at the bottom of their post it says: 8 minutes ago via iPad 2 -__-"

"If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person."

"Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again."