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Joke of the Day

"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."

"Why does the alphabet like to piss on the periodic table? Because it's elemental pee!"

"If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?"

"What do necrophiliacs get at funerals? Mourning wood."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."

"I don't want to seem desperate, so I always wait at least 3 days before I call 911."

"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"

"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "

"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"

"So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."