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Joke of the Day

"They're predicting record highs for Wednesday. In other news the weather will be hotter than usual."

"Bill Joe Armstrong (From Greenday) was walking down the street. A girl walked past him and said ""Wow, you smell amazing."" He replied: ""That's because I wore cologne, I wore cologne."""

"Why did the tortoise get arrested? Because he got there before the hare."

"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"

"Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"You know what I like about bathroom humor? It's funny shit!"

"What did the magazine say to the comic book? Boy, do we have issues!"

"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."

"I accidentally ate one of my dog's bones and OH MY GOD THE MAILMAN'S OUTSIDE"

"My favorite joke is about music... It's a well composed joke."