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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally ate one of my dog's bones and OH MY GOD THE MAILMAN'S OUTSIDE"

"I, for one... is a roman numeral."

"Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener"

"Next time you're swallowed by a whale, stand up through the blowhole like it's a sunroof on a limo. Throw your arms up. Have some fun!"

"I have a lot of wisdom in regards to oral hygiene. I'd consider myself a flosserpher."

"Rejected Doctor Seuss book titles...GO!"

"What do you call a Polish dancer? A stripper"

"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."

"""All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics."" ""Those are just stereo types."""

"My girlfriend's been trying to help me with my finances. I think I'd be better off a loan."